tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post9149548940537324707..comments2024-01-10T01:59:20.523-06:00Comments on Jessica.: That one time that I didn't have tetanus, won some awards and decided to get married.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12887233036675861843noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-23155941341000446092009-03-23T10:09:00.000-05:002009-03-23T10:09:00.000-05:00John saw the post and wanted me to send you this:b...John saw the post and wanted me to send you this:<BR/><BR/>butt –noun <BR/>1. a large cask for wine, beer, or ale. <BR/>2. any cask or barrel. <BR/>3. any of various units of capacity, usually considered equal to two hogsheads. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Origin: <BR/>1350–1400; ME bote < AF bo(u)t(e); MF < OPr bota < LL butta, buttis, akin to Gk boût(t)is<BR/><BR/>So your chem prof was right. You've got at least two hogsheads worth of things to say.Hyacynthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08838590548747956315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-65351624739062354422009-03-06T23:35:00.000-06:002009-03-06T23:35:00.000-06:00I totally read #7 as "Awesome the Fist"!Now that w...I totally read #7 as "Awesome the Fist"!<BR/>Now <I>that</I> would be a good imaginary baby name.elfinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16181286254060185444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-60539539854602339432009-02-25T19:42:00.000-06:002009-02-25T19:42:00.000-06:00You are awesome. This post made my day. But I'm st...You are awesome. This post made my day. But I'm still not sending you $5.Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11955618432390537572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-46064388976223852252009-02-24T13:16:00.000-06:002009-02-24T13:16:00.000-06:00That was beautiful in so many many ways.That was beautiful in so many many ways.Captain Dumbasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02214826608461609241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-3076131321226377462009-02-23T15:19:00.000-06:002009-02-23T15:19:00.000-06:00I'm glad all is going well for your imaginary baby...I'm glad all is going well for your imaginary baby...i can only imagine the confusion of the ultra sound and trying to figure out the gender of the lil guy/girl/it. when he/she/it is born please send a picture to us for our website www.yourbabyisanasshole.com<BR/><BR/>thank you!Nicole oh-so Lovelyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07620058898252600142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-91323842454719661082009-02-23T13:56:00.000-06:002009-02-23T13:56:00.000-06:00So, my vote goes to Inspektor Orange Julius Timber...So, my vote goes to Inspektor Orange Julius Timberlake...but I'm fine if you decide on Prince Kanye Crimefighter instead. Seriously, I'll be fine. <BR/><BR/>P.S.~ I totally heard that this girl Jessica is a highlander...Can you believe that?Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05911692664093821288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-76281005373914026622009-02-23T13:05:00.000-06:002009-02-23T13:05:00.000-06:00Um, I am Awesome the First, so your kid will have ...Um, I am Awesome the First, so your kid will have to be Awesome the Second. Or the First Imaginary Awesome, or something like that.<BR/><BR/>Just sayin.Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01717981499965181200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-6568255110104917212009-02-23T13:02:00.000-06:002009-02-23T13:02:00.000-06:00Lola (I was about to use your real name, but then ...Lola (I was about to use your real name, but then I wondered if that was allowed) you really are my favorite. There's no one else like you, and it's just so wonderful. Your blog is a hoot. I know you told me to be funny on mine, but I don't think I can even compete with this one! Thanks for your comments, you are wonderful. And...um, on a more serious note..<BR/><BR/>oy is copyrighted. I adore you, but I'm going to have to sue you anyone. It's not personal. You understand. <BR/><BR/>my vote is for Awesome the First.Sarah Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05264569813419772906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-1023608149101640942009-02-23T09:09:00.000-06:002009-02-23T09:09:00.000-06:00with you being such a private person and all, I am...with you being such a private person and all, I am totally not sure how you got through that post at all.<BR/><BR/>and? I want to see a picture of your Bee Gees record player. Find it. Don't hold out on me.carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02449987730223591945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-11467509480154696232009-02-23T04:49:00.000-06:002009-02-23T04:49:00.000-06:00But I DID send my $5...my imaginary $5.But I DID send my $5...my imaginary $5.Violethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12609573058587275879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-67762680084672600302009-02-22T23:30:00.000-06:002009-02-22T23:30:00.000-06:00Do I get a vote? If so, I vote for Orbit Twitter ...Do I get a vote? If so, I vote for Orbit Twitter Jones.<BR/><BR/>If I don't get a vote, I still cast my vote for Orbit Twitter Jones and I'm sneaking that vote into the ballot box when you're not looking so you won't know it was me that cast the deciding vote.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-15464127223423730442009-02-21T21:17:00.000-06:002009-02-21T21:17:00.000-06:00K, I thought we were doing some outrageous things ...K, I thought we were doing some outrageous things for our wedding but a Cubs game is AWESOME! I want to hear more...Congrats!Denaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07903961198310954220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-55023523516430627282009-02-21T20:30:00.001-06:002009-02-21T20:30:00.001-06:00Oh, and do you realize you're the queen of the run...Oh, and do you realize you're the queen of the run-on sentence? :pjeweledrabbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15059417781372931595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-19561606877194756372009-02-21T20:30:00.000-06:002009-02-21T20:30:00.000-06:00At the current exchange rate, $5 CDN equals $4 US....At the current exchange rate, $5 CDN equals $4 US. You still want it? :p<BR/><BR/>I'm no stranger to blinding migraines myself, so you have my kudos on blogging while in the throes of one.jeweledrabbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15059417781372931595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-25510933033384089322009-02-21T14:17:00.000-06:002009-02-21T14:17:00.000-06:00I am actually reading this blog through a blinding...I am actually reading this blog through a blinding migraine. You must be awesome.Rachel Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17612287376980355306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-24965809553341181732009-02-21T10:52:00.001-06:002009-02-21T10:52:00.001-06:00Wow, James really is an insensitive bastard, isn't...Wow, James really is an insensitive bastard, isn't he??? (Can I say bastard on your blog?) OMG, you're getting married! And part of involves a Cubs Game??? You guys are so cool, James is the best! Can part of your tagging everybody involve coming to your wedding instead of us paying you five dollars? My hubby has always wanted to see a Cubs Game...<BR/><BR/>PS. Inspector Orange Julius gets my vote!<BR/><BR/>PPS. (Or is that PSS?) More patio lights for you!Kathleen Coyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04190066829798029520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-19722033902898938902009-02-21T10:52:00.000-06:002009-02-21T10:52:00.000-06:00way to play the Guilt Card, Lola. jesus now i have...way to play the Guilt Card, Lola. jesus now i have to hock up the $5 because you actually linked back to my blog and not that i'm a cheap ass or anything but its actually going to end up being $6.85 since i dont have a paypal and now have to manually ship you a $5 bill. possibly with a note on it saying "For Horatio Cane CSI Junior's first ugly newborn baby makeover - with love"<BR/><BR/>because although your his mother, it's going to need that.Erica Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03947327104938086705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-44683147210291274532009-02-21T09:43:00.000-06:002009-02-21T09:43:00.000-06:00My vote is for Orbit Twitter Jones.My vote is for Orbit Twitter Jones.oobbleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07361942464977842541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-8412075919953741742009-02-21T09:27:00.000-06:002009-02-21T09:27:00.000-06:00Wow...you are committed,as am I, for I am leaving ...Wow...you are committed,<BR/><BR/>as am I, for I am leaving this comment while I suffer through a horrible bout with explosive gas. If I don't finish this comment, it's because my as-er butt exploded and my laptop crashed through the wall and broke a buttload of my copper pipes (not a Beyonce load, more of a Queen Latifa, nay, an Oprah load).<BR/><BR/>I suggest my word verification thingie for your babyname. It is bultifar, and I suggest you don't use a capital at the beginning because it miInsanitykimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05026989747334897393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-15785869476467107442009-02-21T09:09:00.000-06:002009-02-21T09:09:00.000-06:00You ARE a Highlander! I'm pretty sure...Awesome th...You ARE a Highlander! I'm pretty sure...<BR/><BR/>Awesome the First?!?! Awesome the Fuck Yeah!! Wow. <BR/><BR/>You've outdone yourself. Great post. Not, like, 5 bucks great, but really, really good.<BR/><BR/>Also, I really enjoy the "label" tags at the bottom of your posts. I don't know if you enter them or if they're done automatically, but this post's labels reads: best baby names, buttload, house, tetanus. Makes sense to me.Poguehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14641997604301075568noreply@blogger.com