tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post9176260103329000549..comments2024-01-10T01:59:20.523-06:00Comments on Jessica.: Reason #437 why nobody invites me anywhere anymoreAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12887233036675861843noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-80410172637693189562012-01-18T08:39:21.306-06:002012-01-18T08:39:21.306-06:00BRONZER FAIL! LOL! Oh shit, I just lol'd. It...BRONZER FAIL! LOL! Oh shit, I just lol'd. It was worth it. <br /><br />I couldn't get into that movie. After the opening barrage of racial slurs I lost interest...even if it was going to make a good point in the end. <br /><br />But I stayed up and watched the Sex &The City movie for the millionth time the other night! <br /><br />Highbrow.karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-29907598028216700582009-02-02T20:26:00.000-06:002009-02-02T20:26:00.000-06:00yup, I hate Clint Eastwood too. He was OK in Milli...yup, I hate Clint Eastwood too. He was OK in Million Dollar Baby, but only because he was flanked by Morgan Freeman and Hilary Swank and there were no guns, horses or showdowns. <BR/><BR/>But that movie you speak of with Anne Hathaway, Kate Hudson and Freddy Krueger? Sounds. AWESOME.Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01717981499965181200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-2616365708267875042009-01-29T12:05:00.000-06:002009-01-29T12:05:00.000-06:00I find it strange that you think that Rock of Love...I find it strange that you think that Rock of Love and Oprah are worthy of your veiwing attention, yet poor, old Clint isn't. <BR/>Also, I'm sorry you have had the hormones of a pregnant lady coursing through your blood for so long. That is a lot of emotion to handle to not be handed a cute, squishy baby at the end. :)Hyacynthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08838590548747956315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-20844979730831105282009-01-27T19:38:00.000-06:002009-01-27T19:38:00.000-06:00omg, I need a tissue. I laughed so hard I cried a...omg, I need a tissue. I laughed so hard I cried and peed my pants!! Not really, but I think I'll wear a Depends next time!!Dzign by Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16863739529397430983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-86346027012254185072009-01-27T15:20:00.000-06:002009-01-27T15:20:00.000-06:00LMAO So I am no big fan of Clint but since a frien...LMAO So I am no big fan of Clint but since a friend got a video for the Academy Awards I got to see it at home and I did like it. Bu I would totally rather see the Devil Wears Prada.<BR/> That doll sucks.Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06986573926923526290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-10522402812286993512009-01-27T09:47:00.000-06:002009-01-27T09:47:00.000-06:00You are SO on my blog roll...Even if you like Opra...You are SO on my blog roll...<BR/><BR/>Even if you like Oprah,<BR/><BR/>Although I get this little voice in my head, telling me your agenda is to infiltrate, befriend and the CONQUER her and then make her show become "The Lola Show"...which I would watch, because I know Clint Eastwood would never be a guest, unless he starred in a movie with Beyonce, then it would all be kind of weird...*crickets chirping*<BR/><BR/>But even if that's not the case, and you are not afraid of running into her, and Tom Cruise, in a dark alleyway, like I am, you are STILL so going on my blogroll!Insanitykimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05026989747334897393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-2556641507871188232009-01-26T15:23:00.000-06:002009-01-26T15:23:00.000-06:00LOL!!! omg let's do lunch.LOL!!! omg let's do lunch.Erica Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03947327104938086705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-90768357915627788842009-01-26T08:12:00.000-06:002009-01-26T08:12:00.000-06:00this is by far your funniest post yet. I may have ...this is by far your funniest post yet. I may have even wet my pants.<BR/>Come by my blog sometime and we can argue!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12591852177827265329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-19160207288432400012009-01-26T06:42:00.000-06:002009-01-26T06:42:00.000-06:00My knee doesn't work so I don't even have the plea...My knee doesn't work so I don't even have the pleasure of seeing movies anymore. *sob*<BR/>so stop going on about how you're insulting your poor friend's taste in movies. I can't even get the hell out of my house.<BR/>PS Clint Eastwood is FREAKING AMAZING.<BR/>and I haven't even seen his last like 50 movies.Rachel Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17612287376980355306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-3980660105156519312009-01-26T06:19:00.000-06:002009-01-26T06:19:00.000-06:00The really ironic thing about this post is that at...The really ironic thing about this post is that at the end of Gran Torino (which sound like a huge burrito, for some reason), after Clint defeats the street gangs, he ends up convincing a doubtful girl of the meritorious quality of the Dirty Harry flicks. Weird coinky-dink.Poguehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14641997604301075568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-11553925935860947042009-01-26T06:04:00.000-06:002009-01-26T06:04:00.000-06:00Thanks for following LWM. Do me a favor? Keep th...Thanks for following LWM. Do me a favor? Keep the funny coming. Thanks.Ryan (LWM)https://www.blogger.com/profile/00500235959488977393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-26937809230164889222009-01-26T05:37:00.000-06:002009-01-26T05:37:00.000-06:00huahuahuahuahua!!there is no time I come round her...huahuahuahuahua!!<BR/>there is no time I come round here that I don;t need to run to the toilet so I don't pee on my pants!<BR/><BR/>lol!!!!<BR/><BR/>xxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-32675720758093907002009-01-26T01:04:00.000-06:002009-01-26T01:04:00.000-06:00I'm surprised Clint Eastwood isn't on Twitter. He ...I'm surprised Clint Eastwood isn't on Twitter. He is the narcissist of all narcissists.<BR/> <BR/>Writer,Director, Star, Producer, and, in GT, SONGWRITER.<BR/><BR/>I am with you on this one. <BR/><BR/>Oh, and I'd buy a ho-doll.Sugarwillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02445717956573217502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-7004169333133619692009-01-25T22:44:00.000-06:002009-01-25T22:44:00.000-06:00so... do you wanna see gran torino with me? i'll ...so... do you wanna see gran torino with me? i'll whisper alternative lines into your ear and make you snicker. or snort. <BR/><BR/>snort as in laugh. not snort as in white powder.whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11453221649546512144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-69593508251990031832009-01-25T22:38:00.000-06:002009-01-25T22:38:00.000-06:00Sugar, give the Oprah a break, huh? She's probably...Sugar, give the Oprah a break, huh? She's probably still coming down from her Inauguration Week high. That takes a lot out of a girl.Violethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12609573058587275879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-41190928685128453222009-01-25T21:51:00.000-06:002009-01-25T21:51:00.000-06:00I totally have this idea of like a Jet Li v Jason ...I totally have this idea of like a Jet Li v Jason movie where its like really two movies in one. First plot is the journey of some residents near Chrystal Lake to China to a Shaolin temple where they are looking for a spiritual master that can help them rid the curse on their town/summer camp. The other plot has the typical summer castaway kids going to Chrystal Lake for the sex and drugs and stuff... or so it seems. Really they are laying traps for Jason. Jason then, of course, starts to attack and the traps have no affect on him (in a twist) because, well, he's a monster, and the kids are getting killed off and suddenly it seems like those on sabbatical to China convince Li, who is actually on of the Seven Immortals, to come back to Chrystal Lake. And just as Jason is about to kill the last teen at the camp (who is really Buddaha we come to find later), Li shows up. AND BEATS THE HELL OUT OF JASON. Like Jason never knows what hits him. Li tears him apart limb from limb for the last 25 mins of the movie - Old School Steven Segal style - and then after Jason has taken a lot of PAIN, Li simply taps him on the chest and walks away. Over Li's shoulder we see Jason SCREAM (voice for the first time ever!) and then explodes.<BR/><BR/>Yeah. You can work in the wedding and funeral bits and we will have a 3.5 hour EPIC that cannot be denied.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-54812307007181375242009-01-25T20:39:00.000-06:002009-01-25T20:39:00.000-06:00Well you know your movie tastes and that's what is...Well you know your movie tastes and that's what is important.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-66070674870843189042009-01-25T20:21:00.000-06:002009-01-25T20:21:00.000-06:00I'd wager the reason why Oprah hasn't called you i...I'd wager the reason why Oprah hasn't called you is because you abhor intelligent cinema.jeweledrabbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15059417781372931595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-24495844708889148922009-01-25T19:36:00.000-06:002009-01-25T19:36:00.000-06:00BAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAA!!i can't WAIT to see you!BAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAA!!<BR/><BR/>i can't WAIT to see you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-51022321115067958082009-01-25T19:13:00.000-06:002009-01-25T19:13:00.000-06:00I don't like Clint Eastwood so much either. I used...I don't like Clint Eastwood so much either. I used to, before Dirty Harry, but ever since those movies, I don't.<BR/><BR/>So - - I'm with you on this one!Dizzy Ms. Lizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06089738977432199662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4560192751383580588.post-89105195027250717442009-01-25T18:25:00.000-06:002009-01-25T18:25:00.000-06:00lol...nice post! and whats wrong is botched spray ...lol...nice post! <BR/><BR/>and whats wrong is botched spray tan Barbie? she has stripper heels and a phone half the height of her body...its all totally normal for a Vegas hooker..err..from what my friends said anyways.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com