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Anonymous Friend #27: ...I swear....that's exactly what he said.
Me: No way, I don't believe you.
Anonymous Friend #27: Seriously...those were his exact words. Per beta.
Me: Per beta?
Anonymous Friend #27: Yes! Per Beta!
Me: Like...those were his exact words...per...beta? Old VCR tapes? Japanese fighting fish?
Anonymous Friend #27: What are you talking about?
Me: I think maybe you meant "verbatim."
Anonymous Friend #27: What does that mean?
Me: Those were his exact words...directly out of his mouth...verbatim.
Anonymous Friend #27: That's what I said!
Me: No....you said "per beta."
Anonymous Friend #27: Well, what does that mean?
Me: For each fish?
Anonymous Friend #27: That doesn't even make sense.
Me: Yeah, but you said it...per beta.


P.S. Best. Show. Ever. (They shot it inside Ikea. Ikea didn't know. There are 4 episodes and this is the first. LOVE.)

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