And I don't even like Jude Law.

While watching "Zorro" at 4:00 in the morning:

Me: Oooh...that guy's good looking!
James: Antonio Banderas?
Me: No, the other guy...that guy!
James: Are you kidding me?
Me: No. That is a good-lucking guy.
James: You have the stupidest crushes.
Me: No I don't! What's wrong with that guy?
James: " Eh...eh...You kids git tha feck off me lawn!"
Me: What the hell was that?
James: Yeah...that's every guy you have a crush on.
Me: You sound like a 90 year old British woman.
James: Exactly.
Me: I don't have crushes on 90 year old British women!
James: No...you have crushes on effeminate Jude Law knock-offs who sound like 90 year old British women...you have the worst crushes.
Me: My crushes are awesome...you have the worst crushes.
James: Jennifer Love Hewitt is not a bad crush.
Me: You don't even have a crush on Jennifer Love Hewitt... You're just saying that because you know she pisses me off.
James: Nope. She's hot. I love her.
Me: You're such a huge liar. You're just mad because my crushes are so much better than yours.
James: I wish she was here.
Me: What?
James: Yeah...I wish Jennifer Love Hewitt was here.
Me: You suck so bad.

Also:

Way better than Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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