Updated daily...no matter what.
Go-Getter Me:"Jessica, update your blog."
Procrastinator Me: "I can't...nothing's funny."
Go-Getter Me: "Obama just won the election...it's a monumental day in history, talk about that."
Procrastinator Me: "No...I told you, no politics on Hey Lola. We're Switzerland. We don't care about important issues, we only care about giant heads, dogs and Kevin Bacon."
Go-Getter Me: "Then talk about Gadget...she's a pug, everybody loves pugs!"
Procrastinator Me:"No...then I'll just be known as that crazy pug girl, all 'pug this and pug that' all of the time."
Go-Getter Me: "Maybe you shouldn't have stayed up all night drinking framboise and doing crazy dances."
Procrastinator Me: "Maybe you're just jealous because you didn't get to stay up all night and have fun like me."
Go-Getter Me: "I am you."
Procrastinator Me: "Well then maybe you should quit talking to yourself, freak."
At which point I quit talking to myself and dug up this side by side comparison of kids at a talent show imitating the infamous OK Go treadmill video VS. the actual OK Go treadmill video. If you believe in yourself, you really can do anything!
7 comments:
Hilarious!
LOL! I love your blog! glad to find you!
You crack me up! I like how your mind works. :)
I read this post to Steve and he sat there laughing so hard, he had tears in his eyes! GREAT post, Jessica! :-)
Nice! Cracks me up.
Well your post as helped solve one of the great mysteries of the world - it IS possible to laugh until crying with your jaw dropped!
Thanks for another great post :)
You very much crack me up also. I love your tweets. Happy Birthday!!
I hate hate hate when folk say 'pacifically' and they mean 'specifically' - I have to correct them.
And I so adore OK GO, gonna go watch this video now. Thanks!
Oo, and can I join the contest if you haven't been taken away by the officials cos of the questionable illegality of afore mentioned contest.
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