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In addition to all of my expertise in just about everything, I'm also a life coach. I didn't realize that I was a life coach until I was on twitter one day and realized that the qualification for being a life coach was basically just claiming to be a life coach. Which I just did. So I'm a life coach and also, an expert on life coaching and here to offer you life coaching advice on your life.
Because I'm a life coach.
Follow Your Dreams
Life coaching advice from self proclaimed life coach and expert on life coaching,
Jessica Benassi
One of the things that's important to do in your life is to follow your dreams and realize that you can be anything you want to be. Don't let anyone tell you any differently - you are you and you control your own destiny and you can be anything you want to be because you are the pilot of the airplane of fate and destiny and other stuff that has to do with the future. Go you!
Except you can't be a dinosaur.
Dinosaurs are extinct and it would be pretty stupid of you to even think that's possible. Stupid people don't get to be whoever they want to be. So don't be stupid, and then you can be whoever you want to be.
Also, losers only has one "o" in it, so you should also learn how to spell. Don't be stupid, don't try to be a dinosaur, learn how to spell things, and then you can be whoever you want to be.
Except you can't be Oprah Winfrey's best friend.
You shouldn't even attempt this, because it's not going to work, and you'll just end up crying in the corner of your shower every night, naked, with a half empty bottle of cheap whiskey.
So, in conclusion, follow your dreams and you can be whoever you want to be except for a dinosaur or Oprah Winfrey's best friend.
Seriously. This isn't happening.
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4 comments:
i'm gonna shoot for the stars!
except I can't spell restraunt. restaraunt?
restaurant!
...Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me! ;-) Maybe Oprah doesn't want to be BFFs, but I could totally see you being a smash hit on SNL, especially your imaginary superbaby stuff.
But Lola, Im fifty-three, doesn't that kinda make a dinosaur already? Well, sorta kinda maybe? Oh, and I'm pretty sure I can't be a wildly famous and successful Cheese taster(lactose-bad ju-ju, and besides I don't think cheese tasters get to be wildly famous)
I could not be a pilot of any kind. Bad eyesight. Plus, science and math. What I've learned, though, is that if you set your goals really, really low, you're gonna be high fiving your way through life. So, that's good.
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