And I don't even like Jude Law.

While watching "Zorro" at 4:00 in the morning:

Me: Oooh...that guy's good looking!
James: Antonio Banderas?
Me: No, the other guy...that guy!
James: Are you kidding me?
Me: No. That is a good-lucking guy.
James: You have the stupidest crushes.
Me: No I don't! What's wrong with that guy?
James: " Eh...eh...You kids git tha feck off me lawn!"
Me: What the hell was that?
James: Yeah...that's every guy you have a crush on.
Me: You sound like a 90 year old British woman.
James: Exactly.
Me: I don't have crushes on 90 year old British women!
James: No...you have crushes on effeminate Jude Law knock-offs who sound like 90 year old British women...you have the worst crushes.
Me: My crushes are awesome...you have the worst crushes.
James: Jennifer Love Hewitt is not a bad crush.
Me: You don't even have a crush on Jennifer Love Hewitt... You're just saying that because you know she pisses me off.
James: Nope. She's hot. I love her.
Me: You're such a huge liar. You're just mad because my crushes are so much better than yours.
James: I wish she was here.
Me: What?
James: Yeah...I wish Jennifer Love Hewitt was here.
Me: You suck so bad.

Also:

Way better than Jennifer Love Hewitt.

9 comments:

Kathleen November 15, 2008 at 1:58 PM  

Jude Law is so good looking that it's almost eerie...

Amy November 15, 2008 at 4:20 PM  

Rufus? Really? Hmmm.
Now if you'd come up with James McAvoy or Ewan McGregor then you'd be on to something... ;)

P.S. Jude is adorable in The Holiday, however it is tainted because of how awful Cameron Diaz is *ugh* "Get out of the SCENE!"

Missives From Suburbia November 15, 2008 at 7:59 PM  

At least Jude doesn't lie about what size clothes he wears.

Man, he's hot.

smlacyart November 16, 2008 at 8:03 AM  

i'm with amy on this one - james mcavoy makes me weak in the knees.

and if it makes you feel any better, my boyfriend actually does have a huge crush on jennifer love hewitt.

Dizzy Ms. Lizzy November 17, 2008 at 10:47 AM  

This is DEFINITELY one good-lookin' man.

But, my MAJOR CRUSH is Jimmy Smits . . . oh mah holy hell, that man is SO fine . . . *sigh*

And yes, Steve does know about my crush, but isn't the slightest bit intimidated by it - - he knows he's the best! :-)

UrbanVox November 17, 2008 at 2:04 PM  

James is right...
Jennifer Love Hewitt IS hot!! :)

Hyacynth Filippi Worth November 17, 2008 at 9:03 PM  

This conversation should go down in the records as one of the *best* of all time. And Jude Law is hot.

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