Wanted: Head of Medusa

Due to my business being what it is (small, run from my home, handmade products) I don't really have the luxury of employees...or models. I take pictures when the sun is in the right spot and James has time to help me.
The thing is, and I'm sure I've mentioned this before...I hate having my picture taken. My insecurities rise up like a big sea monster from some bad 70's film and stomp all over me. It's a cheesy analogy, I know, but when I think of my insecurities I seem to always get images of myself battling the big sea monster from Clash of the Titans so it's appropriate.



See? My getting my picture taken insecurities are gigantic and scary.

My photo editing process takes a very long time because of this. Trust me when I tell you that you will never see a photo of me advertising my jewelry that has not been heavily photoshopped. And again, this is all very strange because I feel pretty ok with everything when I look in the mirror. It's just photo weirdness.
And today I discovered something new to worry about...

...apparently I have a giant head. I'm not really sure how I've been balancing it for so long, it's far bigger than normal heads should be:



The good news is, as disproportional as my head is to my body, there are big heads out there that put mine to shame:


Big art head ( via flickr)


Big concrete head


Big building head


Creepy giant baby head ( via flickr)

I feel better now, don't you?