Andrew Jackson's big block of cheese, with nary a macaroni in sight...
I don't know what that means, but I'm pretty sure it has to do with porn. Also, if you're checking your blog for the first time in a long time and your comments are all pasta and porn spam and the Real Housewives of Somewhere is playing in the background and somebody's talking about their "vajayjay" the whole time...you might start to wonder just what the hell happened to your life.
Also, this happened:
Me: I'm leaving, kiss me.
James: I'm not going to kiss you.
Me: Why not?
James: I just don't really feel like it today.
Me: Come on, dude! Kiss me!
James: Fine, here...kiss me on this cold sore.
Me: Don't be a dick, just kiss...wait...is that really a cold sore?
James: No...it's herpes.
Me: You're the grossest guy I ever married. What's wrong with your face?
James: I think it might have been a zit. Kiss me.
Me: No, I don't think I'm going to.
James: Come on, dude! Kiss me!
Me: When are we going to get divorced, do you think?
James: Not soon enough.
Me: Yeah...ok, then. I'm leaving. I love you!
James: I love you, too!
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i've received such comments. it's ironic that i put them in the spam folder... since i'm sure when they film such things they talk about - they're doing it in spam.
i left a msg for you on etsy convo. msg = message. not massage. full circle.
Good to know the blog's still kickin'. Write more. I await your work.
How ironic...I think...
Because I just suffered from a zit right on the border of my lip, and I told the hubs, "by the way, this is a zit, not a herpie" and he was all, "yeah suuuuure" to which I IMMEDIATELY took offense, and right before I yanked out all my blood test and pap smear results over the past 15 years he convinced me that he was just kidding. Only if I hadn't squeezed it in the first place...
you might be the funniest person i've ever found on the internet on a wednesday night.. scratch that.. thursday morning. oh.. that just drastically increased your chances.. you are DEFINITELY the funniest person i've ever found on the internet on a thursday morning.
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