Here, mom, have a seat over here...

Ok, first - you people are filthy perverts. Here I am laying out my sad story and everybody is all, "Yeah, ok, whatever but when are you going to show us the vagina purse?"

Here's the deal...I'm trying really hard to think of my purse as NOT looking like genitalia, therefore, I'm not going to show pictures...if I do, one of you for sure is going to yell and point, "OMG! It IS a vagina purse!" and there's going to be panic and chaos and everyone is going to start screaming and running around and looking for the nearest emergency exit and that is going to really upset me. However, Helen was kind enough to point me to this piece of awesomeness, which I am now going to share with you:

Your eyes do not deceive you - that is indeed a vagina couch. That is a picture...of a girl...inside of the vagina couch. There are no words...


Deb November 20, 2008 at 2:08 PM  

Wow. That's just... wow.

I still need to see a photo of the purse.

David C. Garcia November 20, 2008 at 2:23 PM  

That would be the perfect furniture for an OB/GYN's office.

Dizzy Ms. Lizzy November 20, 2008 at 2:51 PM  

OH.MY.GOD. Unbelievable.

BUT! You really SHOULD show pictures of your vagina purse! It may become a hit! People will be frantically looking for these amazing, unique purses! You could start MAKING vagina purses! You could sell them and make lots and lots of money and become very famous and walk down the street with people pointing and staring and saying, "Look! There goes the vagina purse lady!"

Or - - maybe not.

(My mind works in weird ways some days . . . )

Jessica November 20, 2008 at 4:11 PM  

David: You would think but it's also kind of "ewwww...gross!"

Liz, Deb: You are purse perverts. There, I said it.

Athena November 20, 2008 at 4:12 PM  

You know, my best friend had a purse that looked like a vagina. At first, she said it looked like a boat, then a few weeks later we thought it looked like a vagina. And you know the banana boat song? "Get on the boat, the banana boat"? Yeah. The purse was known as the Vagina Boat from then on out.

So just remember, it can always be worse.

PS: Post pictures!

UrbanVox November 20, 2008 at 7:04 PM  


Kathleen November 20, 2008 at 9:30 PM  

Ummmm...have you seen this:


Jessica November 20, 2008 at 9:55 PM  

Ok, clearly I need to post pictures of my purse...and's the amount of purses that she's actually sold that freaks me out.

Tabmade November 20, 2008 at 10:50 PM  

I've never seen a better couch! Holy crap.

Vanessa November 21, 2008 at 11:50 AM  
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Vanessa November 21, 2008 at 11:50 AM  

Are we talking about your shiny pink purse here? If so, it would have never occurred to me to associate it with genitalia...

Jessica November 21, 2008 at 2:24 PM  

Tabmade: It is an awesome couch. It's awesome and scary all at the same time.

Vanessa: Yes! That purse! And Miriam is the one that said it and now, no matter how hard I try not to look at it that way...I think she was right.

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