Everyone should own a dumber.

So, I was doing really important stuff on the internet when this ad* caught my attention:

I'm just curious- do you think that the 85% who scored lower on this genius test failed random capitalization or did they make the mistake of maybe saying that 2 of YOUR friends think that YOU'RE dumber than George Bush?

Shortly after I found that gem, I heard a knock on my door...Jesus people! A lot of Jesus people, like 6 or 7 or 12 of them or something. I've never seen so many door to door Jesus people at one time - they were freaking EVERYWHERE. A really nice lady offered me a pamphlet which I politely refused because you know, like I said, Jesus and I are cool...

I'm pretty sure I heard her mumbling when she walked away, "You know God has Twitter...we SAW the Jesus joke...harlot..."

After that my cable box broke, my printer blew up and my dog pooped on the floor and I don't know if that means anything but I'm kind of rethinking not taking that pamphlet.

*Someone pointed out to me that I originally had "add" instead of "ad." This is one of my worst nightmares...that I will point out someone else's mistake and in the process make a huge error of my own...which someone will then point out to me...and then I'll look stupid AND bitchy. However, that's not going to stop me from pointing out other people's mistakes. I'm still going to do it. I'm still going to point and mock. You can't stop me.

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