Snippets

Anonymous Friend #27: ...I swear....that's exactly what he said.
Me: No way, I don't believe you.
Anonymous Friend #27: Seriously...those were his exact words. Per beta.
Me: Per beta?
Anonymous Friend #27: Yes! Per Beta!
Me: Like...those were his exact words...per...beta? Old VCR tapes? Japanese fighting fish?
Anonymous Friend #27: What are you talking about?
Me: I think maybe you meant "verbatim."
Anonymous Friend #27: What does that mean?
Me: Those were his exact words...directly out of his mouth...verbatim.
Anonymous Friend #27: That's what I said!
Me: No....you said "per beta."
Anonymous Friend #27: Well, what does that mean?
Me: For each fish?
Anonymous Friend #27: That doesn't even make sense.
Me: Yeah, but you said it...per beta.


P.S. Best. Show. Ever. (They shot it inside Ikea. Ikea didn't know. There are 4 episodes and this is the first. LOVE.)

10 comments:

Kathleen Coy September 6, 2009 at 9:15 AM  

OMG, your post was the PERFECT thing to wake up to! :-D

ElegantSnobbery September 6, 2009 at 10:23 AM  

This post made my day - and also I had to post Ikea Heights on my blog... absolutely fantastic. Thanks for sharing :D

Insanity Kim September 6, 2009 at 11:46 AM  

OK granted I only watched about 50 seconds of the video, but, I have plenty questions like;

WHAT DID HE SAY? and,

Should I cut me some bangs? and,

What is an Ikea? and,

Can you make me some Swedish Meatballs?

Cat September 8, 2009 at 1:57 PM  

Were you chatting with George Dubbya again?

Denae September 13, 2009 at 10:26 AM  

OMG I'm old enough to have shot video on BETA. Funny!

w September 16, 2009 at 9:48 PM  

first of all. maybe your anonymous friend #27 talks to fish. also. your anonymous friend isn't so anonymous if you add a number.

i didn't watch the video. it looks like old school porn. not that i know what it looks like. but i imagine it's the kind of stuff on beta.

word.

wende September 24, 2009 at 1:36 PM  

When are you going to admit you have a hearing problem? You know you can get HA in PINK now, right? (snarf)

Denae October 4, 2009 at 10:17 PM  

Are you alive? Did the new hubs force you into a house wife with no time to blog? Kidding. Miss your posts.

John Ross October 21, 2009 at 9:35 PM  

Never-EVER go to the Ikea in Portland, Oregon on sunday afternoon. Especialy if you have some teeny-weeny issue with large groups of people in confined spaces, most of whom are armed with steel shopping carts, an innate sense of isle space entitlment, and a browsing/grazing style which may only acurately be described as "bovine". ...but I STILL love their shelves...and stuff and my 5 year old(not in the covert service of our Gov) really loves their playland.

Brian O'Mara-Croft November 11, 2009 at 8:32 AM  

I read every word of your blog entry...per beta.

Cheers,
Brian

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