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Anonymous Friend #27: ...I swear....that's exactly what he said.
Me: No way, I don't believe you.
Anonymous Friend #27: Seriously...those were his exact words. Per beta.
Me: Per beta?
Anonymous Friend #27: Yes! Per Beta!
Me: Like...those were his exact words...per...beta? Old VCR tapes? Japanese fighting fish?
Anonymous Friend #27: What are you talking about?
Me: I think maybe you meant "verbatim."
Anonymous Friend #27: What does that mean?
Me: Those were his exact words...directly out of his mouth...verbatim.
Anonymous Friend #27: That's what I said!
Me: No....you said "per beta."
Anonymous Friend #27: Well, what does that mean?
Me: For each fish?
Anonymous Friend #27: That doesn't even make sense.
Me: Yeah, but you said it...per beta.
P.S. Best. Show. Ever. (They shot it inside Ikea. Ikea didn't know. There are 4 episodes and this is the first. LOVE.)
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OMG, your post was the PERFECT thing to wake up to! :-D
This post made my day - and also I had to post Ikea Heights on my blog... absolutely fantastic. Thanks for sharing :D
OK granted I only watched about 50 seconds of the video, but, I have plenty questions like;
WHAT DID HE SAY? and,
Should I cut me some bangs? and,
What is an Ikea? and,
Can you make me some Swedish Meatballs?
Were you chatting with George Dubbya again?
OMG I'm old enough to have shot video on BETA. Funny!
first of all. maybe your anonymous friend #27 talks to fish. also. your anonymous friend isn't so anonymous if you add a number.
i didn't watch the video. it looks like old school porn. not that i know what it looks like. but i imagine it's the kind of stuff on beta.
word.
When are you going to admit you have a hearing problem? You know you can get HA in PINK now, right? (snarf)
Are you alive? Did the new hubs force you into a house wife with no time to blog? Kidding. Miss your posts.
Never-EVER go to the Ikea in Portland, Oregon on sunday afternoon. Especialy if you have some teeny-weeny issue with large groups of people in confined spaces, most of whom are armed with steel shopping carts, an innate sense of isle space entitlment, and a browsing/grazing style which may only acurately be described as "bovine". ...but I STILL love their shelves...and stuff and my 5 year old(not in the covert service of our Gov) really loves their playland.
I read every word of your blog entry...per beta.
Cheers,
Brian
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