Merry Holidays (or something)!

I know I said I wasn't going to post again before the holidays, but you guys pretty much already know what a huge liar I am so this should come as no surprise to anyone.

First, I want to thank you all so very, very, VERY much for making me once again the number one google search for ass bunnies. I can't even tell you how much this means to me...It's kind of like a Christmas miracle. You guys are the best. Also, I feel pretty good about stomping on urban dictionary's temporary ass bunny crown because it's creepy when "fecal matter" shows up as the number one description in your search results. Everybody knows that this is what people are looking for when they google ass bunnies. (It's ok, you can click it, I'm all family friendly and stuff for the holidays).



In other news...I don't really have any. I really won't be back until after Christmas or Festivus or whatever it is that you all are celebrating right now so I really hope that you all have a FABULOUS holiday. OH!And...

P.S. It's never too late to talk to your kids about drugs...and Santa Claus:



















(Most of this awesome sauce was found here and here.)