This isn't so much a blog entry as it is a desperate cry for help...and a toothbrush.

Two weeks ago, Las Vegas...

James: I think I left my toothbrush at home.
Me: That sucks.
James: So I used yours.
Me: Are you serious?
James: Yes.
Me: That's really gross. Really.
James: I'm going to use it tomorrow, too. Just so you know.
Me: Awesome.


The next day, in Las Vegas...

James: Are you sick?
Me: No, why?
James: I thought I heard you getting sick in the bathroom.
Me: No...I was just gagging while I was brushing my teeth with my own toothbrush that you defiled with your mouth.
James: Am I crazy, or having we been making out for over 7 years now?
Me: I know, but...you're gross.

One week ago, at home...

Me: I think I left my toothbrush in Vegas.
James: That sucks.
Me: So I used yours.
James: Are you serious?
Me: Yes.
James: OK.

Last night, our bathroom...

James: I think it's time for you to get your own toothbrush.
Me: I know. This is so gross.
James: So why don't you just go ahead and get your own toothbrush?
Me: Because my toothbrush is fancy and I don't have $70.00 lying around to replace it.
James: You know you can buy a cheap toothbrush, right?
Me: That's probably the stupidest thing I ever heard in my life. Why would I do that?
James: Because you need to stop using mine.
Me: Yeah, but you can't replace the toothbrush of the gods with cheap plastic. They'll smite you and your teeth will turn green. It's like lying in church.

(Sonicare = toothbrush of the gods. And me.)


The next morning, our bathroom...

Me: James! Where's the toothbrush?

Me: James? Hello?

Me: Toothbrush?

Me: Dang.


P.S. Speaking of missing things ...

5 comments:

Dizzy Ms. Lizzy January 23, 2011 at 3:14 PM  

You guys - - have the most amazing conversations! :)

Rebecca Grace January 23, 2011 at 11:38 PM  

I tried that Sonicare Toothbrush of the Gods once. It felt like a jackhammer hitting a raw nerve. At least at the dentist, you get novacaine! I hope you get a snazzy new toothbrush real soon, and that you don't have to share it with anyone!

musicjunkie January 24, 2011 at 9:01 AM  

OMG.....I'm stealing that pic, but giving credit of course.
THAT is hilarious!

SkitzoLeezra January 26, 2011 at 8:19 PM  

Musicjunkie stole the words outta my mouth. Totally snagging the pic as well but linking back to you to avoid bad Intranet karma and all.

As some purple fat ass once said, "Sharing is caring."

Insanitykim February 18, 2011 at 3:09 PM  

I am totally gagging right now. That's almost as bad as me using some pre-used tissues from my husband, trying to avoid the greenish patches...

Somehow we did manage to make children though...

I hope you're wearing a helmet while riding that bike! Wait...what?

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