Check out who totally sucks! Oh, wait...it's me.

I know I haven't been around but I have really good excuses. First, there's the wedding and all of the time I have to take out of my day to imaginarily kung fu people into doing my bidding. Second...

...actually, the ninja fantasies pretty much take up most of my time. Priorities, you know.

I was going to talk about wedding stuff today, like how James and I went and saw "Wolverine" and decided to photoshop walls of flames and exploding helicopters into all of our wedding photos...or how I almost got a wedding cake shaped like David Bowie's pants in Labyrinth...but then I got distracted by the weirdest/coolest/bizarre-est(est?) thing ~

ZOMBIE ANTS!





Seriously, I'm not even joking. These parasites get into the ant heads and start munching on their brains and then the ants...without their brains...leave their ant families and wander the countryside for 2 whole weeks while they search for human flesh...then their heads just fall off!

Ok, maybe they don't search for human flesh (as far as we know), but all of that other stuff is true.

See? Zombies are real, just like I've been telling everybody all along. Probably now people will start listening to me about Jason Voorhies and Freddy Krueger and that clown from Poltergeist whose head I swear to God I saw in a box at the Goodwill with a bunch of other clown heads just the other day...which, by the way, a box of clown heads is super creepy even if one of the clown heads doesn't belong to the creepy clown from Poltergeist (which it did.) People at the Goodwill are seriously messed up.


I also got distracted by this video because at one point they say something about British people having gigantic heads and you guys all know that my head is pretty ginormous...so I'm totally British, just like Madonna!



P.S. My next post will be my 100th. I'm going to have a give-away. I'm pretty excited about it. I have the coolest prize picked out and some other stuff but I'm open to some more ideas...what do you think I should give away?

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