In some weird way, I kind of see your point.

So, it would appear that my puppies post had a couple of people scratching their heads and maybe wondering about my sanity. I don't know...lack of sleep makes me crazy obsessive. Also, I heard a story once about just such a thing happening to puppies so you know...the concern is legitimate. Anyway...

I had to explain to James the other day why having a bra that doesn’t fit right is NOT cool. You would think that this would be pretty obvious but no…not so much. Before I go any further I should probably also explain that I’m not really the most well dressed person when I’m hanging out at home. 95% of the time I’m probably wearing some combination of too small/too big/paint splattered/coffee stained/dog chewed a hole in it clothing. It was the too small shirt/too big pants combo that led to this conversation:
James: Whoa…nice shirt!
Me: Yeah...it’s too small, I know. Also, I think my bra is too small…I have this weird little overhang thing going on…like…a speed bump or something.
James: Like your boobs are trying to escape from your bra?
Me: Sort of…it’s like…double boobage.
James: Like 4 boobs instead of 2?
Me: Yeah…I’m like that midget chick in that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.
James: Total Recall?
Me: Yeah! Total Recall! I’m a total freak with my extra boobs.
James: First…it was 3 boobs, not 4…Second…the chick with the extra boob wasn’t the midget-the midget was someone else and Third…there is no way on earth that you’re ever going to convince me that having extra boobs that are trying to escape from your bra is not awesome.
Me: You’re the strangest sort of pervert I’ve ever met.

I still need new bras and I’m guessing that I’m probably not getting Victoria’s Secret gift certificates for Christmas.

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