Well, hello Mr. Cauliflower, you're looking well this evening!

So, there's this song by "The Killers," called "Human." I really, really like this song. Problem is, I don't really know any of the words to the song. Actually, that's not the problem - the problem is that I sing it despite the fact that I don't really know any of the words. I sing it all of the time...walking down the street, washing dishes, in my car, in the store, singing, singing, singing. I do that by kind of humming randomly and then every once in a while singing the one line that I know: "Are we human... or are we dancers?" * Also, I don't actually really know the tune of the song very well so sometimes, even though in my head I'm singing the song, in reality I'm just kind of mumbling. Now take away everything that I just told you, pretend you've never heard that song and walk by me in the grocery store...
...as I'm comparing bunches of carrots and mumbling,"Are we human...or are we dancers?" Then I hum a little tune and ask the broccoli the same thing.
Yeah. Now I'm that girl.

*Turns out it's not even dancers...it's singular - dancer...so I really don't know any of the song and I'm just a crazy person talking to vegetables.

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