Updated daily...no matter what.
Go-Getter Me:"Jessica, update your blog."
Procrastinator Me: "I can't...nothing's funny."
Go-Getter Me: "Obama just won the election...it's a monumental day in history, talk about that."
Procrastinator Me: "No...I told you, no politics on Hey Lola. We're Switzerland. We don't care about important issues, we only care about giant heads, dogs and Kevin Bacon."
Go-Getter Me: "Then talk about Gadget...she's a pug, everybody loves pugs!"
Procrastinator Me:"No...then I'll just be known as that crazy pug girl, all 'pug this and pug that' all of the time."
Go-Getter Me: "Maybe you shouldn't have stayed up all night drinking framboise and doing crazy dances."
Procrastinator Me: "Maybe you're just jealous because you didn't get to stay up all night and have fun like me."
Go-Getter Me: "I am you."
Procrastinator Me: "Well then maybe you should quit talking to yourself, freak."
At which point I quit talking to myself and dug up this side by side comparison of kids at a talent show imitating the infamous OK Go treadmill video VS. the actual OK Go treadmill video. If you believe in yourself, you really can do anything!